pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

daughterofsmokeandbonetrilogy:

This is the first line you’ll read in Daughter of Smoke & Boneand you won’t stop until you get to the last.

From National Book Award Finalist Laini Taylor comes the New York Times bestselling trilogy about forbidden love, an ancient and epic battle, and hope for a world remade. 

Entertainment Weekly says it’s “thrillingly fresh and new,” and Wired calls it “the next Next Big Thing”, but start reading and see for yourself: Amazon | B&N | Indiebound

  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

(Source: nollag)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(Source: wildpens)

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

genies:

*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

tacoarmy:

"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 

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