jfef:

if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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(Source: pinkmanjesse)

feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

(Source: feat)

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

(Source: foxdear)

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)