Jerry got her own chair and her own plate of turkey during Thanksgiving dinner.
Ignore my brother who is eating sandwiches because he doesn’t like Thanksgiving food he is dead to us all
DO U EVER HAVE THIS CELEBRITY THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE THEM YOUR HEART FEELS LIKE ITS GOING TO RIP OUT OF UR CHEST AND YOU GET BUTTERFLIES IN UR STOMACH AND U START SMILING REALLY BIG
Jung Lee, Once In A Lifetime, 2011
You need a good death. Without death, there’d only be comedies. Dying gives us size.
To everyone who has to work at a store during Black Friday